All I want for Christmas

Am I the only one who just 4 weeks out from Christmas still hasn't done a damn thing?

Normally by this time of year I've paid off and picked up toy sale laybys, written a Xmas card list and even made a start on it, purchased a few presents and gift cards, organised gifts for school and kindy teachers and even bought rolls upon rolls of wrapping paper. This year I've done nothing, nadda, diddly squat. And I'm not even that stressed about it. Yes I should be worried, right?

So last night I thought I'd make a start and I put together a Xmas wish list. For me that is. Ahhh dreams are free. I think I might end up having to buy myself at least one thing from this list because I don't think anyone else is going to.

All I want for Christmas is.....

A day at the day spa



Ok I'd settle for a one hour massage


A tropical holiday to somewhere like this


I'd be happy with anything that came in a box that looked like this


Or even something like these pretty Prada babies


I've wanted a white ceramic watch for a while now, just cause


And Santa would definitely know I want one of these beauties as its been on my Xmas wish list for about 7 years now


Every girl needs a Camilla Kaftan, right?


And of course I need somewhere cool to hang out in my gorgeous new kaftan


Whilst posting to my blog on my new MacBook


Do you think it's realistic? Surely Santa knows I've been a good girl this year. Ok well maybe he'll just feel sorry for me as it's been a bloody tough year. Surely going through everything I've been through this year deserves at least one thing from my wish list???

Ahhh dreams are free.

Wordless Wednesday- Tattoo

I'm joining in with My Little Drummer Boys today for Wordless Wednesday. And sharing something I've wanted for ages and finally plucked up the courage to do.

Free to good home

I have a 3 year old boy to give away to a good home, any takers?

He's house trained and sleeps through the night, anyone?

But did I mention that he can throw a massive wobbly with the best of them. And usually throws said wobbly at the best possible times like at school drop off or pick up. Argh who am I kidding he is capable of throwing a tanty at any given time. Especially if I dare utter the word - NO!

My dear sweet 3 year old boy is driving me bonkers and I have not a clue how to handle him. He's so independent which can be great but right now it's sending me cookoo. He is so defiant and his vocabulary consists of lovely words such as no, no and umm no. Oh he does add the odd 'that's stupid' or 'I want to do it all by myself' in just for good measure.

And if I hear 'Oh look at that gorgeous face, he wouldn't behave like that would he' ever again I'll give him away to whoever dare say it. Just so that I can prove them wrong.


Butter wouldn't melt, would it?